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I showed up for the moral righteousness. I stayed for the nachos.
December 7, 2012December 21, 2012The Jerk

Which One’s Gilligan?

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The Million Dollar Jerk

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Is this a Cuban I see before me?

May 7, 2012May 6, 2012The Jerk

The Jerk Reformed

April 25, 2012April 25, 2012The Jerk

Et tu, Bowie?

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Knock Knock. Who’s There? Rutger Hauer.

June 13, 2011June 13, 2011The Jerk

The Avignon Bonds

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