i want to turn into a dog, but how?

I’m a pastor’s wife looking for inexpensive baby gifts.
Was George Washington brilliant or lucky?

Why do fat women like Tweety Bird?

I have to sit down blob.

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You don’t want to be in my shoe, my shoe.

Stallone in the dark;

Planet tushy.

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Beer is sabotaging my fat loss.

I’ll claw your eyes out.

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 God, God, God, else but God:

Accidentally whole bottle.

How to reply when your answer is stupid?

How to make gargoyle feet?

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Knock knock. Who’s there?  Never.

Victorian cats;

Buboes.

Get down, down, down; sit on the premium.

Superman unclothes

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Are there any non-dorky homeschooling parents?

Simcha Fisher gun-wielding butt.
support+wife’s+stupid+ideas:

Lori Petty theme.

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Disney penis,

Outrageous mustache,

Simcha dog hero.

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Danielle feral,

Awful teeth,

Joke meningitis joke.

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Big fig newton,

X-ray monkey,

“Wonky tonky” meaning.

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Kosher condomes for ivf;

Mamamamamamamamamamamamamama.

How is being told your butt is abig a complement to a girl?

He is a chubby man.

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Simcha Fisher

Modesty debate.

I will make you fishers of pants.

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