Everybody laughs when people say, “Won’t someone think of the children!” But — well, won’t someone?
In other news, The Jerk has been making some noises. Not just the noises he makes when he eats too much of my disgusting fried chicken, but “I’m almost done with another movie review” noises. I believe WordPress has decided that there’s no particular reason anyone would want photos on their posts. Or paragraphs. But once he gets that straightened out, I feel sure that you will all be edified in the way that you can only be edified by The Jerk. If you know what I mean. Did I mention that I woke up at 3 a.m. and that was pretty much the end of my night?