I feel so moron

what the hell is planet aid
what is the process of wearing my shoes
is it stupid to have 3 kids under 3
what time does snappy’s close

very short cut porno pants
don’t have an hourglass figure
your a wiener
snapy sex
scotch taped rabbit
dog

lori petty
lori petty
lori petty  + boobs
simcha fisher horses butt
lori petty nude

why does my guy on harvest moon a wonderfull life always look unhappy even if he isnt hungry?
simcha fisher “moral theologian”
dont ha ha
lucky charms make me fart

zimcha fisher
dont you shush me
big dog teeth
huge dog teeth

blue haired doberman spells like outside but lives inside
male hair blond and pretty
jesus is you pall
i look is happy
i feel so moron

19 comments

  1. DON’T YOU SHUSH ME!

    I will be muttering that at odd intervals all day today.

    For fun, I checked my blog’s keyword searches. “Family Clan Behavior” and “Gorilla Smoke” both came up. If I ever need a name for a rock band, I’m using one of those.

    DON’T YOU SHUSH ME!

  2. Oh, this is the very best yet. I managed to stop howling long enough to thank you. What is the process of wearing my shoes???

    • It was because something I wrote for Inside Catholic, complaining about the shape of the facade of the new church at Ave Maria. At least, I’m desperately hoping that was the context.

  3. Oh I like these ones! I once got ‘Wendy Wright, Naked’ as a Google search for my blog. I felt a little bad, ya know? ‘Cause there ain’t much nekkid Wendy Wright in these parts.

    Though probably not as bad as the person who Googled it only to find me.

  4. I keep reading this because it’s so funny! I love “what is the process of wearing my shoes” too, but the lori petty stanza is my favorite. The way you’ve arranged it is so very poetic! And it cracks me up.

    The Ogre loves “why does my guy on harvest moon a wonderfull life always look unhappy even if he isnt hungry?”

    He keeps repeating it. It’s hysterical.

  5. I am completely lost.

    What is this about? Are you searching your blog tags? How do you do that?

    Not that anyone searches for MY blog…

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