Him: I love you.
Me: I love you, too. But if you get me pregnant, I’ll stab you in the eye.
Him: I have two.
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Communication keeps a marriage strong.
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged eyeballs, love, marriage, sex, stabbing, The difference between men and women on February 17, 2011 | 76 Comments »
The Official Painfully Obvious Statement
Leaving the house, little two-legs? Not without your PANTS PASS!
My newest book project for Advent 2012:
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Check out Hallie Lord’s excellent book, inclucing my chapter on motherhood
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