Now you can do your own damn retraction.
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Ouch.
a sharp weitlander for a biting retraction!!!
That’s nothing, you should see my scathing apology.
Simmy, oftentimes you are so funny that I forget that deep down I am truly afraid of you. But then you post something like this, and it restores order.
Maybe you should just send some more STEAK.
I’m with you on this one, as I am most (most) of the time, but would you really not send your kids if it were taught by the pope? By the POPE?
I like Pandas and these look like fun!
I totally missed this joke until reading the comments. I was thinking, “Um, that’s sort of graphic. I wonder what her husband did?”
I think I missed something. What is being retracted?