what the hell is planet aid
what is the process of wearing my shoes
is it stupid to have 3 kids under 3
what time does snappy’s close
very short cut porno pants
don’t have an hourglass figure
your a wiener
snapy sex
scotch taped rabbit
dog
lori petty
lori petty
lori petty + boobs
simcha fisher horses butt
lori petty nude
why does my guy on harvest moon a wonderfull life always look unhappy even if he isnt hungry?
simcha fisher “moral theologian”
dont ha ha
lucky charms make me fart
zimcha fisher
dont you shush me
big dog teeth
huge dog teeth
blue haired doberman spells like outside but lives inside
male hair blond and pretty
jesus is you pall
i look is happy
i feel so moron
Love the “moral theologian” search. LOL!!! Why do searches for Lori Petty end up here?
I believe we can blame The Jerk for that (among so many other things).
Am I the only one who is tempted to google the weirdest search terms I can think of, in hopes that this blog will pop up?
DON’T YOU SHUSH ME!
I will be muttering that at odd intervals all day today.
For fun, I checked my blog’s keyword searches. “Family Clan Behavior” and “Gorilla Smoke” both came up. If I ever need a name for a rock band, I’m using one of those.
DON’T YOU SHUSH ME!
Oh, this is the very best yet. I managed to stop howling long enough to thank you. What is the process of wearing my shoes???
That’s my favorite, too. How can you know how to use Google, but not shoes?
These bring such delight to my soul. Your searches are WAY WAY WAY better than mine.
Now
simcha fisher horses butt
You made that one up, right? Tell me you did.
It was because something I wrote for Inside Catholic, complaining about the shape of the facade of the new church at Ave Maria. At least, I’m desperately hoping that was the context.
My favorite search words for my blog were:
what does Bill Clinton fear?
me, I guess!
Wonderful, so wonderful.
This is great Simcha! Definitely the funniest yet. Thanks for another one!
“Jesus is you pall.” That was funny.
Oh I like these ones! I once got ‘Wendy Wright, Naked’ as a Google search for my blog. I felt a little bad, ya know? ‘Cause there ain’t much nekkid Wendy Wright in these parts.
Though probably not as bad as the person who Googled it only to find me.
I just want to know about the poor scotch taped rabbits!
This is so very poignant!:”
“I Look Is Happy
I Feel So Moron”
I keep reading this because it’s so funny! I love “what is the process of wearing my shoes” too, but the lori petty stanza is my favorite. The way you’ve arranged it is so very poetic! And it cracks me up.
The Ogre loves “why does my guy on harvest moon a wonderfull life always look unhappy even if he isnt hungry?”
He keeps repeating it. It’s hysterical.
Genius. Sheer genius.
I am completely lost.
What is this about? Are you searching your blog tags? How do you do that?
Not that anyone searches for MY blog…
“Lucky charms make me fart” – I was smiling throughout the read until I got to this and honked a laugh. I’m getting so mature.